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Test drive: BMW M340i

In buying a car from a luxury brand such as BMW, you pay for the privilege of excellent service at their dealerships. One such perk is the availability of service loaners, something mainstream brands aren’t wont to provide (at least the local Toyota dealership offers a shuttle). The convenience of dropping your car off and then leaving in a replacement car cannot be overstated. UBER is nice and all, but driving yourself is better, especially during this pandemic of ours.

Service loaners also provide a great opportunity to sample other cars from the same manufacturer. Sadly, often times dealerships stick you with the most poverty-spec model. Even a premium automaker like Porsche provides owners with the base-model Macan, the least expensive car they produce. Why not use the latest 911 as a loaner? Perhaps the extended “test drive” can entice a few to actually buy it. Missed opportunity, I would say.

Whether by luck or on purpose, I was provided with a brand-new BMW M340i as a courtesy car when I took the M2 Competition for its first service last week. The loaner barely has 50 miles on it, with protective wrap still present on the media displays. Maybe M-car owners get better treatment? I was expecting the lowest spec X1, so it’s a pleasant surprise to get the top-trim 3 Series - an over $60,0000 car. Obviously, I took full advantage of the situation and drove the M340i as extensively as I can during a working Friday.

With 382-horsepower on tap, the BMW is effortlessly quick and comfortable. The latest 3 Series have grown in size, but somehow the interior still feels intimate and cramped. The ZF 8-speed automatic is expectedly superb, though not as rapid to shift as the dual-clutch gearbox in my M2. The M340i is a competent cruiser that’s perfect for commuting, with enough power to get you into trouble very easily.

However, the steering is dead numb. The M2’s rack isn’t exactly super feel-some, but the M340i is ever worst. If the forthcoming M3 keeps this steering, I’m not sure it can be considered a proper driver’s car.

German engineering in the house.